San Francisco Couple Sends Son to “Scared Gay” Camp

San Francisco Couple Sends Son to Scared Gay Camp

Michelle and Harmony, who have declined to give their last names due to a recent backlash on Twitter, have sent their son, Ashley, to a camp for “sexually-repressed normatives.” Michelle added, “We just think Ashley needs some guidance on his sexual identity. The media and Hollywood are really forcing this heterosexual agenda on us, and there needs to be some awareness about that….you don’t get to tell our kids that they’re straight.”


    • Exactly, the point of our satire articles is to demonstrate the insanity via ever-so-slight exaggerations of existing reality. Have an American evening, Dave.



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