Famous Psychic Proven a Phony


Self-proclaimed psychic medium and famously proud lush, Chelsea Handler, was unable to predict or verify the existence of an allegedly damning video of Senator Lindsey Graham that she mentioned during an unabashedly homophobic rant on Twitter yesterday.

“Holy, f–k f–k. I just [saw] the video of trumps bipartisan ‘meeting’ yesterday,” Handler tweeted. “Hey, @LindseyGrahamSC what kind of d–k sucking video do they have on you for you 2 be acting like this? Wouldn’t coming out be more honorable?”

You’re the “psychic,” Chelsea, you tell us…

Handler was also unable to foresee the profound effects of alcohol on both her spelling and grammar, leading fans and critics alike to doubt her psychic abilities. We were unable to reach Handler for comment, but have been informed by her agent that she plans to seek a new career path as spokeswoman for Alcoholics Anonymous.

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