The independent news outlet True Pundit has been nominated for the prestigious T.S. Eliot Award, for banality in journalism. The award is given to only the most hackneyed journalists, who best embody the spirit of imitation now held in such high regard.

Unlike True Pundit, The Sentinel takes a very unconventional approach to reporting the news: they write their own content. 

When asked about the mysterious source of this unique content, Editor-in-Chief Danny Wolf said, “We have these things called…columnists, and they practice an arcane form of wizardry known as ‘writing.’ I’m not quite sure how it works, exactly.”

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