Awkward Alt-Right Pickup Lines


Let’s go back to my place and physically remove those clothes.

You could say Communism isn’t the only thing I’m knocking tonight. 

You look familiar, do I know you from German History class?

I’ll be your final solution, baby. 

Is your ass Auschwitz? Because I can’t stop concentrating on it. 

Hoppe in the streets, Pinochet in the sheets. 

Wanna secure the existence for the future of our children?

10/10 would 14.

My heart burns for you, like the ashes of 6 million [redacted]. 

Racism doesn’t really exist, but our love could be real.


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