StoneToss: Seeing Green

Just remember, 90% of the world’s plastic waste comes from 10 rivers in Africa and Asia, and we spend millions of dollars in tax revenue cleaning it up. Speaking of burning money, why...

AOC Unveils 10 Year Plan to Abolish Boomers

After careful debate and heated discussion among progressive lawmakers, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has launched a daring new plan to eliminate the source of all of America’s problems: Boomers. The 10 Year Plan, which will coincide with her Green New...

The Sentinel is Not Another Pundit Site

Several readers have emailed us with questions regarding the goals and nature of the site. So, we figured it was time to publish a Declaration of Intent in the form of a Q&A. “Is The Sentinel a news...

Libertarians & Conservatives Should Agree on One Thing: Net Neutrality

Imagine, if you will, a world where Comcast throttles video-streaming from Faux News' website to a painstakingly slow pace that would put a room full of dexadrine addicts into a suspended animation that would make Snow White look like an insomniac,...

Mark My Words: This is How We Win

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John Mark discusses why and how old conservative strategies have failed, and how the American Right can learn from these mistakes, so they’re never repeated. John also explains Curt Doolittle’s Propertarianism, natural law, reciprocity, and how to...

Wakanda General Hospital Draws Controversy Over Allegations of Racism…and Night Witches

Locals in Wakanda, Africa are both confused and frustrated by a controversial sign advertising the newly-constructed Wakanda General Hospital. Critics of the advertisement have called for its removal on the basis of widely-varied complaints, ranging from racism to invoking panic.

Thot Auditor David Wu “Killed” by Outraged Feminists

David Wu, the man behind the #ThotAudit, has become an unperson on Facebook. The self-made bane of instathots everywhere passed away quietly this afternoon. Only, he’s not quite dead. No, he didn’t eat...

CPAC: The Conservative Coachella Chooses Censorship Over Immigration Discussion

The annual GOP pep rally kicked off last week, with hundreds of Republicans travelling to National Harbor, Maryland to take selfies with pundits and politicians. The event was marked with much back-patting and self-aggrandizement. Words like “freedom” and “liberty” were put...

Greenpeace Founder Attacks AOC’s Green New Deal

Patrick Moore, founder of Greenpeace, refuted Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ Green New Deal, laying down some scientific facts via his Twitter account. Referring to Cortez as a “pompous little twit,” Moore said, “You don’t have a plan to grow...

Flint Tap Water Rated More Trustworthy Than CNN

A new survey released today from the University of Michigan shows that students rated Flint, Michigan’s tap water higher on the survey’s “Trustworthiness” scale than CNN. In the “Most Trustworthy” category, CNN scored an abysmal 17% among university...