The Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Doomsday Countdown

In a shocking revelation made by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on January 21st, 2019, the world will end in 12 years because of climate change. This is the official countdown timer until the end of the world. However,...

Common Phrases You Didn’t Know Were Anti-Semitic

Trigger Warning: This article contains language which may offend minorities.  Cobble together—in your head, please, particularly if there are children around—a list of the most offensive words and phrases you can think of. Chances are, it’s full of...

The Robot Revolution

POPULATION, LIMITS, & ROBOTS In general, all other things being equal, if we're below Malthusian limits, population growth makes everyone better off. Gains from trade, specialization, and increasingly sophisticated production and supply chains manned by a...

Awkward Alt-Right Pickup Lines

Let’s go back to my place and physically remove those clothes. You could say Communism isn’t the only thing I’m knocking tonight.  You look familiar, do I know you from German History class?

History: The Reconstruction, Continued & Expanding

“The night they drove Old Dixie down And all her bells were ringin’ The night they drove Old Dixie down And all the people were singin’” It began nearly...

BuzzFeed: Are you lazy, overweight and sleep in a lot? You just might be a genius.

If you are a fat, unemployed, lazy piece of shit, relax, because according to BuzzFeed, all those bad habits and poor health choices are proof you are intellectually superior to everyone else, and totally not suffering from #ToxicMillenialism. Do you absolutely...

This Week in Stupid: Black Jewish Nazis

The Black Hebrew Israelites managed to incite a media frenzy culminating in thousands of self-described tolerant liberals calling for the murder of a group of Catholic teens and their families for being “racist” by doing nothing more than smiling. How did...

“SNL Writer” Offers Oral Sex to Anyone Who Punches Nicholas Sandmann

A self-proclaimed writer for Saturday Night Live has taken a break from composing word salad for Alec Baldwin to offer oral sex to anyone who punches Covington Catholic student Nicholas Sandmann in the face.

The “Non-Aggression Principle” is a Disaster for Libertarianism

Virtually all libertarians will be able to tell you what the NAP (non-aggression principle) is. It is an ethical stance which condemns all initiation of violence against a person or property. It is not strictly pacifism, since it allows one to...

The Rightwing Radical’s Manifesto

Those smoothtalkers and human cockroaches at VICE would have you believe they peddle edgy truth, wrapped in sarcasm. They want you to buy their version of the world, where junkies and pedophiles are the good guys and masculinity and whiteness are...